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Saturday, 19 July 2014

You've got to love a good nurse

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.  The
doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman
kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. 
 
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him
about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough
so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
 
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips
of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.
Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence:
"Get well soon from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last
week."

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