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Sunday, 20 July 2014

Study of Crow Road Kills in Alberta

A recent AB Govt. study, has found over 200 dead crows near Calgary, Alberta
and there was concern that they may have died from the Avian Flu virus. A
Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the
problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.

However, he was also able to determine that 98% of the crows had been killed
by impact with large trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact. The
Provincial Government hired an Ornithological Behaviourist from Toronto to
determine the disproportionate percentages for the large truck versus car
kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short order.

When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a lookout crow in a nearby tree
to warn of impending danger. His conclusion was that: The lookout crow
could say "Cah",

but he could not say "Truck."

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