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Tuesday, 15 July 2014

Canadian Taxes

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books,
he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said "I notice you buy a lot of
bandages.

What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be
of any use?"
"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way? "What about
all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after
setting a cast on a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realising that the inspector was trying to trap
him
with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the
manufacturer
and every so often they send us a free bag of plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
know-it-all CFO. "Well, What do you do with all the remains from the
circumcision surgeries?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the
little foreskins and send them to the Revenue Canada office, and about once
a year
they send us a complete prick."

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