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Tuesday, 16 September 2014

Telephone call

This is Daddy.
'Is Mommy near the phone?' 
'No, Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
After a brief pause,
Daddy says,
'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'
'Oh, yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'
Brief Pause.....
'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that
Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

'Okay, Daddy, just a minute.'
A few minutes later
The little girl comes back to the phone.
'I did it, Daddy.'

'And what happened, honey?'
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming.
Then, she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she
isn't moving at all!'

'Oh, my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'
'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he
jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he
didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the
bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
Long Pause...
Longer Pause......
Even Longer Pause..............
Then Daddy says,

'Swimming pool? ...........
Is this 486-5731?'

No, I think you have the wrong number

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