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Friday, 5 September 2014

Neighbour

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Harry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I
have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can
no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest
apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and
without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

  Bloody autopsied! I meant "wifi, not "wife" . . . . .

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