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Thursday, 21 August 2014

Pain

Mowed the lawn today and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice
cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful,
and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful
than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up
with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is
the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice
to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would
like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer.

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