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Saturday 16 August 2014

Doctor

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.

With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel
appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small
penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him
pancakes. That should solve the problem.'

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack
of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. 'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed, 'for
me?'

'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'

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