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Tuesday, 20 May 2014

Kulula Airline announcements

After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg , the attendant came on
with,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and
the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate.
And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we
will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the
terminal

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