The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews
and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a Gen. "We must know that
you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... kill her!!!"
The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home".
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go
home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the
walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman, wiping sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks",
she said. "I had to kill him with the chair"
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