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Monday 16 December 2013

The Rabbi's raise...

A Rabbi's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and
asked for a raise.
After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the Rabbi's family
expanded, so would his paycheque.
After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation
decided to hold another meeting to discuss the Rabbi's expanding salary.
A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the
Rabbi's additional children were costing the synagogue, and how much more it
could potentially cost.
After listening to them for about an hour, the Rabbi rose from his chair and
spoke,
"Children are a gift from God and we will take as many gifts as He gives
us."
Silence fell on the congregation. In the back of the synagogue, little old
Mrs. Goldstein struggled to stand, and finally said
in her frail voice,
'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear
rubbers.'

The entire congregation said, AMEN.

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