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Thursday, 26 December 2013

Drinking

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than one kilo of E Coli bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid
Than to drink water and be full of Shiite

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service

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