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Friday, 18 January 2013

School Register

Register being read on the first day back at a school in Birmingham.
The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:-
"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here"
"Ahmed El Kabul?" "Here"
"Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here"
"Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here"
"Mohammed Bin Kadir?" "Here"
"Ali Son al En" - silence in the classroom.
"Ali Son al En" - continued silence as everyone looked around the room.
The teacher repeated the call.

A girl stood up and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that's me. It's pronounced Alison Allen.

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