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Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Nelson Mandela

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he
hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little
Chinese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing
there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder,
"You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the
wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the
little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his
clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr Mandela is
getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back,
shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man, I don't want them!" Then
he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a
knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little
Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You
sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time
Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt
front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You
must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:

"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"

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