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Monday, 6 October 2014

Stay

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping centre and
rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had
fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon
her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward,pointing
my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay! Do you
hear me?"

"Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange
look and asked,

"Why don't you just put the hand brake on?"

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