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Sunday 10 June 2012

An Italian Mamma

Mrs. Ravioli comes to  visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female  roommate,  Maria.
             
During the  course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how  pretty Anthony's roommate is.

Over the course of  the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to  wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than  met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony  volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure  you, Maria and I are just roommates.''

About a week  later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother  came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar  bowl. You don't suppose she  took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email  her, just to be  sure." So he sat down and wrote  an  email:
              
Dear Mamma, 

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from  my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take  it. But the fact remains  that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. 

Your Loving  Son

Anthony
            
Several days later,  Anthony received a response email from his Mamma which  read:

Dear son,

I'm  not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying  that you "do not" sleep with  her. But the fact remains  that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found  the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving  Mamma
              

Moral:

Never Bulla Shitta your  Mamma

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