My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first
appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I
remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in
my high school class some 40-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to
have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan park high
school.
'Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.
When did you graduate?' I asked.
He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'
You were in my class!' I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, fat-assed, grey-haired,
decrepit, son-of-a-bitch asked,
What did you teach?
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