At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the family into prayer...
Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor,
etc.
Little Boy : "Dear Lord" he started "Thank you for our visitors and their
children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they
won't come again.
Forgive our neighbour's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled
with her on her bed.
this coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on
my
daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's
room when daddy is at work. AMEN "
Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening.....
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