A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to
other people,found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the
lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend
that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f***ing blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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