A Scotsman phones a dentist to inquire about the cost for a tooth extraction
"85 pounds for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.
"85 quid ! Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper ?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.
"Whit about if ye didn't use any anesthetic ?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and it would knock 15 pounds off".
"What aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without any
anesthetic ?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price
could drop by 20 pounds."
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, have yer student do the
extraction with the other students watchin' and learning' ?"
"It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you 5
pounds but it will be traumatic".
" It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm an appointment for my
wife next Tuesday then ?"
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