A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall
was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up
and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had
been together all day. Because she was so worried, she called him on her
mobile phone to ask him where he was. In a calm voice, the husband said,
"Honey, you remember the jewellery store we went into about 5 years ago
where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford
and I told you that I would get it for you one day?" The wife choked up and
started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewellery store." He said,
"Well, I'm in the bar right next to it ! "
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