An old fella was celebrating 81 years on this earth.
He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know,
you are 81 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in
the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on
the dance floor?
Happy Birthday toes!"
"Hello, knees." he continued. "How are you? You know you're 81
today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the
parade?
Happy Birthday knees!"
Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees." Then,
he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie! You little bugger. Just
think.
If you were alive today, you'd be 81.
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