A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following
question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
'Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by
saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would
you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be
right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the
dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and
show us your good manners?'
Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I
have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
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