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Monday, 29 September 2014

Tax return

This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

The HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently
answered one of the questions incorrectly.

In response to the question, "Do you have anyone dependant on you?"

The man wrote: "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4
million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85
prisons plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European
Commission".

The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

The man's response back to HMRC was "Whom did I miss out?"

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