Wal-Mart interview

Jennifer, a manager at a west coast Wal-Mart, had the task of hiring someone
to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found
four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in
and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them
would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer
asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

Norm replied, 'A THOUGHT' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.

'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. 'And, now you sir?' she asked Scot.

'Hmmm....let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it
ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular
cliché for speed.' She then turned to Mel, who was contemplating his reply.

'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant 'Yup, TURNING
ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.'

Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found
her man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.

Turning to Ralphie, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same
question.

Old Ralphie replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious
to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHOEA.'

'WHAT?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response.

'Oh sure', said Ralphie. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good,
and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE
LIGHT, I had already shit my pants.'

Ralphie is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!