A young couple left the church and
arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their
honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks,
his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all
mangled and weird.
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected
my toes."
When the groom took off his pants, his
bride once again asked,
"What's wrong with your knees? They're
all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he
explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness
that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with
this answer.
As the undressing continued, her
husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said.
"Let me
guess... smallcox"
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