Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
and burgled. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my
possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They
send me a BLIND policeman.'
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