At a Saturdayservice, the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave
for a larger congregation that would pay him more. There is a
hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so
popular.
Fred Shapiro, who owns several car dealerships in the area, stands up and
proclaims, "If the rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac
every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Saul Cohen, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, "If the
rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a
foundation to guarantee a free college education for his children!"
More sighs and loud applause.
Estelle Rubin, age 78, stands and announces with a smile, "If the rabbi
stays, I will give him sex!"
There is total silence.
The rabbi, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Rubin, you're a wonderful and holy
lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"
Estelle's 80-year old husband, Abe, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side,
while his wife replies:
"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, "F*** him"
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