You're a Senior Citizen and suddenly you fall ill. After months of waiting, the Government says there is no nursing home available for you, or you can pay thousands of pounds for Private Care - what do you do?
Enrol today for Senior Health Care Solution.
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets.
You are allowed to shoot two MPs of your choice and two illegal immigrants! Of course, this means you will be sent to prison. However, once there you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, television with no license fee, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
New teeth? - No problem. Need glasses, New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?
All Covered!
Your kids can still come and visit you as often as they do now.
But, I hear you ask, who will be paying for all of this? Well the answer is simple:
It's the same Government that told you they cannot afford for you to go into a Nursing Home. In addition, because you are a prisoner, you do not have to pay income tax any more!
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