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Monday 10 September 2012

The Holy Email

The other day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the wicked
behaviour going on. He sent one of his angels to earth to look into it.

When the angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on earth; 85% are
misbehaving and only 15% are being good."

God was not pleased so he decided to e-mail the 15% that were good, because
he wanted to encourage them and give them a little something to help keep
them going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

NO?

Okay, I was just wondering because I didn't get one either.

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