Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate
their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the
Captain announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines
have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily,
I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the
beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to
live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the
island.
An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks,"Esther, did we pay our $50.00
Public Broadcast Station pledge check yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our
American Express card yet?"
"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and
MasterCard this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Abe," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one, either."
Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Esther pulls away
and asks him, "What was that for?"
Abe answers, "They'll find us!"
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