P: Aircraft handles funny...........
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
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The intention is to make you smile every day; if you get a good belly laugh; so much the better. Every day we will deliver a short(ish) joke or one amusing photograph or cartoon. There will be no endless lists of jokes or photographs... if you don't find it amusing... there's always tomorrow.Being totally 'politically correct' is impossible with humour (or in life for that matter), and we have no intention of being that boring. Whilst there is no intention to cause offence to anyone, with the wide choice of topics, it's possible that your nationality/religion/political inclination... will supply the punch line, or butt, of a joke. If you're likely to take offence, please do not subscribe, stay sad. For the rest of us, let's laugh at ourselves, as well as others.
The contributions come from a variety of sources; some are 'home grown', some submitted by friends, and from now, some will be from YOU. If you wish to contribute a joke, amusing photograph, or cartoon, please submit it using this form.
Thursday, 1 November 2012
Wednesday, 31 October 2012
Tommy Cooper
A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts.
A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?"
The man says "A premature ejaculation."
"What?" says the woman.
The man explains "I've just come in my pants."
A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?"
The man says "A premature ejaculation."
"What?" says the woman.
The man explains "I've just come in my pants."
Tuesday, 30 October 2012
Monday, 29 October 2012
Understanding engineers
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
Sunday, 28 October 2012
Saturday, 27 October 2012
Wonderful quotes
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
George Burns
George Burns
Friday, 26 October 2012
Thursday, 25 October 2012
Understanding engineers
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Wednesday, 24 October 2012
Thoughts to ponder...
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Tuesday, 23 October 2012
Relationships
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say - talk in your sleep.
Monday, 22 October 2012
Real airline 'gripe sheet'...
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
Sunday, 21 October 2012
Proof that the world is nuts...
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Saturday, 20 October 2012
Friday, 19 October 2012
Church Bulletin
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.
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