This is a frightening statistic:,
25% of women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated!
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The intention is to make you smile every day; if you get a good belly laugh; so much the better. Every day we will deliver a short(ish) joke or one amusing photograph or cartoon. There will be no endless lists of jokes or photographs... if you don't find it amusing... there's always tomorrow.Being totally 'politically correct' is impossible with humour (or in life for that matter), and we have no intention of being that boring. Whilst there is no intention to cause offence to anyone, with the wide choice of topics, it's possible that your nationality/religion/political inclination... will supply the punch line, or butt, of a joke. If you're likely to take offence, please do not subscribe, stay sad. For the rest of us, let's laugh at ourselves, as well as others.
The contributions come from a variety of sources; some are 'home grown', some submitted by friends, and from now, some will be from YOU. If you wish to contribute a joke, amusing photograph, or cartoon, please submit it using this form.
Friday, 28 December 2012
Thursday, 27 December 2012
Male or female ?
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
Wednesday, 26 December 2012
Tuesday, 25 December 2012
Tommy Cooper
I went to the doctor the other day,
I said 'with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep''
he said ' Try lying on the edge of your bed, you'll soon drop off'
I said 'with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep''
he said ' Try lying on the edge of your bed, you'll soon drop off'
Monday, 24 December 2012
Tommy Cooper
I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas!
It's not her main present, just a stocking filler......
It's not her main present, just a stocking filler......
Sunday, 23 December 2012
Thoughts to ponder...
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Saturday, 22 December 2012
Relationships
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Friday, 21 December 2012
Thursday, 20 December 2012
Wednesday, 19 December 2012
Peter Cook
"I've always wanted to be an expert on tadpoles. It's a wonderful life if you become an experty tadpoleous, as they are known in the trade."
Tuesday, 18 December 2012
Kulula Airline announcements
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo , a flight attendant on a flight announced,
"Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
"Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
Monday, 17 December 2012
Insults + Put-downs
"Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable, sodding rotters, the flaming sods, the snivelling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. God, how I hate them"
DH Lawrence after having his manuscript of 'Sons and Lovers' rejected
DH Lawrence after having his manuscript of 'Sons and Lovers' rejected
Sunday, 16 December 2012
Saturday, 15 December 2012
Les Dawson - His own worst critic
I was in a play on the TV once, it was one of those suspense plays. It kept you wondering: what's on the other channels?
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